Let's pretend I exist, just for a second.
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along