Let's pretend I exist, just for a second.
me when i know a person is adding stuff that didn’t happen into a story just so they look cooler in front of a group of people
straddling boys laps is the best thing ever
I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.
It`s a railing.
This fucked with my head so hard.
WAIT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
That ugly rat is on a brick wall.
obama is fucking done with all this bullshit in that last gif
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
PIMP. THAT. SNACK.
IT’S JUST RECIPES FOR BIG CANDY.
ARE YOU SEEING THIS?
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION OF MANKIND
THIS IS A ROLO THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE AND IF THAT’S NOT THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE
PIMP THAT SNACK
JUST FUCKING DO IT.
I wonder if they have something for Oreos.
who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account